*chime*
Kukuri: Hi, everybody, good day! Your favorite student council is here!
Mishina: Oh, Yukizome-san! Working hard, eh?
Kukuri: Tehehe, yeeah. Who’s in charge of filling the equipment application forms for the school festival? I’m here to collect them.
Girl1: Ah, that would be me. Sorry, but please wait a little, I’m filling it right now.
Inaba: Okay, Kukuri, wait here a bit, right here.
Kukuri: Sure, sure.
Inaba: Here, have some chocolate cookies for the admirable, hard working girls.
Kukuri: Ah, thank you. *munch munch*
Girl2: I will give you some potato chips then!
Girl3: And from me, you get this Umaibou!
Kukuri: Aww, so many snacks! *munch munch* Ugh.
Inaba: What’s wrong, Kukuri?
Kukuri: Earlier, I was given snacks at a different class, too… What if I get fat…
Inaba: Whut? They try to tame you by feeding you at other places, too?
Kukuri: Eh?! Tame me by feeding, huh?
Inaba: I won’t forgive that! Eat! Eat more cookies! Your fat must only come from the food I give you!
Kukuri: *squeak*
Girl2: Inabacchi, you really like Kukuri, eh.
Girl3: I don’t get why she’s angry, though.
Inaba: C'mon, eat more! More! And more!
Kukuri: *sigh* Girls, please stay my friends even if I become a fat piggy.
Inaba: Oh, don’t worry! Our friendship is eternal! Uh-huh-huh!
Kukuri: Don’t “Uh-huh-huh” and touch me in weird places!
Inaba: It’s not a weird place. All places on your body are gorgeous, Kukuri.
Kukuri: Ah!
Inaba: Your whole body is one big charming attribute.
Kukuri: Hohohohowh!
Mishima: Hey, hey, Inaba!
Inaba: Shame on you, Mishina! You shouldn’t peek at girls when they’re having touchy-feely bonding time! How naughty of you!
Inaba: What, no! I wasn’t peeking or anything!
Inaba: I wonder. Kukuri, you’ve got to be on guard. Dirty men are all too eager to prey on your flesh.
Girl3: Ahh, that’s right. Mishina is so lewd.
Mishina: Look, you people…
Kukuri: Ohh, this is embarrassing. My body is not so great to be targeted like that.
Inaba: Don’t say that! These are treasure, I’m telling you. You’ll know when you touch these. This miraculous tactile sensation!
Kukuri: Ahhahah! Don’t…! Don’t pinch my embarrassing places!
Inaba: There! Let’s see you getting embarrassed some more!
Kukuri: Th-These hand movements… could it be… massage for squeezing fat out?!
Inaba: Huhaha! I’d never do that. After all, if I did, this superb flesh would get reduced in quantity.
Kukuri: Th-Then…?
Inaba: Hehehe, that’s right, this is not a massage for squeezing fat out, but for building fat up!
Kukuri: Gyaa!
Inaba: There, rub'n'fatten you up! Rub'n'fatten you up! Rub it, and fat will spring forth. Become a loose-bodied fatty!
Kukuri: Stop cursing me!
Girl1: Hey, sorry for the wait! I’m done filling this fo..rm… What on earth are you people doing?!
Kukuri: Help me! They’re fattening me up with some mysterious ritual!
Girl1: Hahahaha! What’s that?
Girl2: “Ritual”?
All girls together: Huh… Hahahaha! And there! Rub'n'fatten her up! Rub'n'fatten her up!
Kukuri: Kyaa! Hehehe.
Mishina: You girls are being silly. Inaba, cut that out already. Yukizome-san is in the middle of work, you know?
Kukuri: Kyaa! I’ll get fat! I’m getting fat!
Mishina: Wha…!!! Yukizome-san?!
*chime*
Mishina: Dhah!!! Haah… Huh? That was… a dream?
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Hi, everybody, good day! Your favorite student council is here!
Mishina: Oh, Yukizome-s…Wait, EH?!
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Tehehe, yeeah. Who’s in charge of filling the equipment application forms for the school festival? I’m here to collect them.
Girl1: Ah, that would be me. Sorry, but please wait a little, I’m filling it right now.
Inaba: Okay, Kukuri, wait here a bit, right here.
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Sure, sure.
Mishina: Hey, people, that’s…
Inaba: Here, have some chocolate cookies for the admirable, hard working girls.
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Aggh, thank you. *munch munch*
Girl2: I will give you some potato chips then!
Girl3: And from me, you get this Umaibou!
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Aww, so many snacks *munch munch* *pause*
Inaba: What’s wrong, Kukuri?
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Bhah, earlier, I was given snacks at the class next door, too… What if I get fat…
Inaba: Whut? They try to tame you by feeding you at other places, too?
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Bhuehh?! Tame me by feeding, huh?
Inaba: I won’t forgive that! Eat! Eat more cookies! Your fat must only come from the food I give you!
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Bhuheeh!
Girl2: Inabacchi, you really like Kukuri, eh.
Girl3: I don’t get why she’s angry, though.
Inaba: C'mon, eat more! More! And more!
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Buhuh. Girls, please stay my friends even if I become a fat piggy.
Inaba: Oh, don’t worry! Our friendship is eternal! Uh-huh-huh!
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Don’t “Uh-huh-huh” and touch me in weird places!
Inaba: It’s not a weird place. All places on your body are gorgeous, Kukuri.
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Buhuh!
Inaba: Your whole body is one big charming attribute.
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Bhuh! Bheh! Ohh!
Mishina: H-Hey, Inaba…
Inaba: Shame on you, Mishina! You shouldn’t peek at girls when they’re having touchy-feely bonding time! How naughty of you!
Mishina: N-No! That’s not the problem here!
Inaba: I wonder. Kukuri, you’ve got to be on guard. Dirty men are all too eager to prey on your flesh.
Girl3: Ahh, that’s right. Mishina is so lewd.
Mishina: You people…
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Bhuhh, this is embarrassing. My body is not so great to be targeted like that.
Inaba: Don’t say that! These are treasure, I’m telling you. You’ll know when you touch these. This miraculous tactile sensation!
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Buhuh! Don’t…! Don’t pinch my embarrassing places!
Inaba: There! Let’s see you getting embarrassed some more!
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Buh, ah, ah, ahhh! Th-These hand movements… could it be…!
Inaba: Hehehe, that’s right, this is a massage for fattening you up!
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Brrruuhehhhh!
Inaba: There, rub'n'fatten you up! Rub'n'fatten you up!
Girl1: Hey, sorry for the wait! I’m done filling this form… What on earth are you people doing?!
All girls together: Huh… Hahahaha! And there! Rub'n'fatten her up! Rub'n'fatten her up!
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Bhuuehh! Bheh! Bhuhuh! Buehehe!
Mishina: Hey, wait! Stop for a sec! This is seriously dangerous, on a lot of levels! Heeey!!!
Kamamoto!Kukuri: Bhaaah! Ughhh!
*chime*
Mishina: Ghuhhh! Aghhh! Haagh! This was… another dream… Huh?! AHHHHH!!!